Laundry Day - Cirrus Parfum

from the cirrus website:

Notes: Clean white laundry musk, lavender, vanilla, earl grey tea, and New Caledonia sandalwood

Folding freshly dried laundry scented with lavender dryer sheets. You periodically take a break to sip some earl grey tea that's sitting on the coffee table, just out of reach.

In an interesting twist, the Vatican kept most of the removed phalluses and there is now a team of scholars in Italy that are working to match the stray wieners with their original owners, thereby restoring art that was vandalized by the church in the name of Christian propriety.